Big Caddy Hearse

BIG CADDY HEARSE
© Herb Gross 2007

Verse 1

It’s got a 502 up under the hood and a 4-barrel carb to boot …
It swallows premium gas like it’s chuggin a beer, and driving it is really a hoot …
You can’t help but notice that long black hood and the ghost flames on the side …
Gonna ask you once, you wanna turn some heads
Come on let’s go for a ride …

(CHORUS):

I drive a big caddy hearse, with a 4-barrel carb …
The engine sounds really mean …
It’s got a real smooth ride and a big back seat …
Made for love, you know what I mean … you know what I mean (REPEAT)
It’s my caddy machine

Verse 2

How many people will offer you a ride with the name, The Invictas on the side … It’s a big caddy hearse, it’s a mean machine, come on baby let me show you inside … Let’s open it up on a country road … and crank the music up real high
It’ll turn some heads, I’ll guarantee, with just you and me inside …

(CHORUS)

(LEAD)

(BRIDGE)

When you start it up, it has a real mean growl, and driving it is really cool …
There’s nothing else like it on the road, it’ll stand out like the moon …
It’ll turn some heads I’ll guarantee, you’ll remember this caddy machine …
Come one pretty baby let’s go for a spin, just you and me … you and me
It’s my caddy machine

Verse 3

It’s got a big back seat, there’s lots of room …
You can stretch out and really feel fine … As we get undressed
The excitement will build … I’m gonna pour her a glass of wine …
I want to nibble on her ears, stroke those legs and make her feel oh so fine …
There is nothing like making love in a hearse, she’ll remember for a long, long time

(CHORUS)

(LEAD)

Verse 4

I’ll wear my cowboy boots, raccoon coat and a Stetson on my head …
You can shorten that skirt, wear a little tank top, that make me want to oh ya …
I’ll tell ya right now, we’ll be a site to be seen, riding on down the road …
They’ll be talking about us all night long, cause we’ll really put on a show

(CHORUS)